http://www.1999-or-less.com/the-car/ US Automotive Specialist Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:16:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.1999-or-less.com/the-car/comment-page-1/#comment-1065 Robert M. Collette Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:02:44 +0000 #comment-1065 An incredibly ugly, demonically possessed 1971 Lincoln Town Car terrorizes a small town community in Utah, driving over most of its inhabitants. Unfortunately it never got to the director or screenwriter. Rating: 2 / 5 An incredibly ugly, demonically possessed 1971 Lincoln Town Car terrorizes a small town community in Utah, driving over most of its inhabitants. Unfortunately it never got to the director or screenwriter.
Rating: 2 / 5

]]> http://www.1999-or-less.com/the-car/comment-page-1/#comment-1064 Fireball Tue, 09 Feb 2010 09:15:19 +0000 #comment-1064 Automatically this movie gives off a typical seventies version of a horror movie, complete with skin tight jockey shorts, fading pastel colors and scooby doo hair doos. The beginning leads the viewer to believe that something evil is learking off in the distance, like a predator seeking it's prey. Yet how far can one go with a black car, with tinted windows who spends most of the movie gunning people down, off the roads. Never is there any evidence that someone is behind the wheel, for all the viewer knows it could be a 16 year old with a remote control out for kicks. It's VERY far fetched, and annyoing to watch, as no one is clever enough to just blow the stupid thing up, until the very end. Not to mention all the graded, loud music that sounds like someone scraping together pieces of metal. . . it's not enough for any true horror fan to stand for a whole hour and a half. . . . not to mention there was never any hope for a sequel. . . "Car The Revenge??" Give me a break!N. C. Rating: 1 / 5 Automatically this movie gives off a typical seventies version of a horror movie, complete with skin tight jockey shorts, fading pastel colors and scooby doo hair doos. The beginning leads the viewer to believe that something evil is learking off in the distance, like a predator seeking it’s prey. Yet how far can one go with a black car, with tinted windows who spends most of the movie gunning people down, off the roads. Never is there any evidence that someone is behind the wheel, for all the viewer knows it could be a 16 year old with a remote control out for kicks. It’s VERY far fetched, and annyoing to watch, as no one is clever enough to just blow the stupid thing up, until the very end. Not to mention all the graded, loud music that sounds like someone scraping together pieces of metal. . . it’s not enough for any true horror fan to stand for a whole hour and a half. . . . not to mention there was never any hope for a sequel. . . “Car The Revenge??” Give me a break!N. C.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> http://www.1999-or-less.com/the-car/comment-page-1/#comment-1063 Anonymous Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:19:41 +0000 #comment-1063 A mysterious car with no driver wrecks havic in a small town. However, no logical explanation is even given why the car has strange powers. To bad it didn't run over the person who did the screenplay. Rating: 1 / 5 A mysterious car with no driver wrecks havic in a small town. However, no logical explanation is even given why the car has strange powers. To bad it didn’t run over the person who did the screenplay.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> http://www.1999-or-less.com/the-car/comment-page-1/#comment-1062 Anonymous Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:05:02 +0000 #comment-1062 This low-budget '70s popcorn flick is worth watching for sheer camp value, but unless you're less than eight years old don't expect horror or suspense. Or, for that matter, good acting, dialogue, cinematography or direction. Too bad cable's late, great "Mystery Science Theater 3000" never got around to featuring this turkey. They could've had a lot of fun with it. Rating: 1 / 5 This low-budget ’70s popcorn flick is worth watching for sheer camp value, but unless you’re less than eight years old don’t expect horror or suspense. Or, for that matter, good acting, dialogue, cinematography or direction. Too bad cable’s late, great “Mystery Science Theater 3000″ never got around to featuring this turkey. They could’ve had a lot of fun with it.
Rating: 1 / 5

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